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Postby laladonny » July 1st, 2020, 12:40 am

When George Howard (the man famous for writing the Hokey Pokey) died, they had a horrible time at the funeral parlor.
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Postby SwissPaul » July 13th, 2020, 9:40 am

Ajay Batt inventor of the USB passed away. They put him in the grave but the coffing wouldl not fit and so took it out turned him around and it fitted
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Postby Mike4 » July 13th, 2020, 11:50 am

Also, the bloke who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is on sundial.
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Postby AF62 » July 14th, 2020, 6:58 am

SwissPaul wrote:Ajay Batt inventor of the USB passed away. They put him in the grave but the coffin would not fit and so took it out turned him around and it fitted


No, they put him in the grave but the coffin would not fit and so took it out turned him around and it still would not fit, so they took it out again and turned him around to how it was the first time they tried and now it fitted.
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Postby stewamax » July 14th, 2020, 9:11 am

So they unboxed him and waited for the Type-C connector to be invented
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