WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE AN AMERICAN
You can spell color the right way.
You can call Budweiser beer.
If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
If you can breathe you can get a gun.
You can invent a new public holiday every year.
You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE AN ENGLISHMAN
You can wear Union Jack underpants.
You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
One World Cup, doo-dah, doo-dah.
You can openly compliment warm beer.
Water shortages guaranteed every year.
You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
You can bathe once a week whether you need it or not.
Ditto changing underwear
Beats hell out of being Welsh or Scottish.
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