The whole bar says "Hi" when you come in.
You fall off the floor.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
You can focus better with one eye closed.
You don't recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is...uh..."
Two hands and just one mouth...now THAT'S a drinking problem!
Roseanne Barr looks good.
Got a credit card? use our Credit Card & Finance Calculators
Thanks to Wasron,jfgw,Rhyd6,eyeball08,Wondergirly, for Donating to support the site
Signs you have a drinking problem
Forum rules
Material posted here that is disparaging towards any group on the basis of race, faith, nationality, gender, disability or sexual orientation will be deleted and any poster of such material risks suspension.
Material posted here that is disparaging towards any group on the basis of race, faith, nationality, gender, disability or sexual orientation will be deleted and any poster of such material risks suspension.
-
- Lemon Quarter
- Posts: 2217
- Joined: November 4th, 2016, 4:00 pm
- Has thanked: 424 times
- Been thanked: 803 times
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 17 guests