Quickies

[laladonny]

Interviewer: "Describe yourself in three words."
Me: "Efficient."

I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies". So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars".

In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.

I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."

I bought a wig today for only one dollar. It was a small price toupee.

[brightncheerful]

My bathroom scales are faulty. I keep seeing the error of my weighs.

When I was young I was a foster child, now I'm older I'm on special brew.

It's wonderful how flowers always grow at accident blackspots.

I know a lot about bus timetables.
I've led a sheltered life

Little known fact, before the invention of the crowbar, crows had to do their drinking at home