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Frog fishing

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Frog fishing

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Postby Clitheroekid » April 28th, 2021, 12:58 pm

I was fishing on holiday in Florida when I ran out of bait,but I saw a small snake nearby trying to swallow a frog.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten.

So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot.

It was that snake, with two more frogs.

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