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On the way home...
I phoned my wife earlier and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on the way home, but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins....
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins....
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Itsallaguess wrote:I phoned my wife earlier and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on the way home, but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins....
I know you live at Twin Faulty Towers but I think you may have gone two far with thisese one two
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I'd thwack this if the search function worked. C.Itsallaguess wrote:I phoned my wife earlier and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on the way home, but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins....
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Re: On the way home...
Did you hear about the Spanish plumber who called his newborn twins Jose, and Hose B?
(This joke works much better spoken aloud.....)
(This joke works much better spoken aloud.....)
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csearle wrote:I'd thwack this if the search function worked. C.Itsallaguess wrote:I phoned my wife earlier and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on the way home, but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins....
You don't need providence ... just thwack away
It was funny though ... even the fourth time round
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Re: On the way home...
csearle wrote:
I'd thwack this if the search function worked.
Hey - c'mon - if the search function worked, we'd be able to check!
OB joke 1 -
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their Mum only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal...
OB joke 2 -
A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident...
...she wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl, but since she wasn't around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names.
The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot...
"What did he name them?" she asked.
"He named the girl Denise," the doctor said.
"Oh, that's a nice name," she said in relief. "What did he name the boy?"
"Denephew..."
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Itsallaguess wrote:csearle wrote:
I'd thwack this if the search function worked.
Hey - c'mon - if the search function worked, we'd be able to check!
OB joke 1 -
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their Mum only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal...
OB joke 2 -
A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident...
...she wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl, but since she wasn't around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names.
The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot...
"What did he name them?" she asked.
"He named the girl Denise," the doctor said.
"Oh, that's a nice name," she said in relief. "What did he name the boy?"
"Denephew..."
No please ... quit whilst you're ahead
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Re: On the way home...
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:What do you call twin policemen/women
Copies
I'm heading for the door
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I found out the other day I have a long lost twin brother
I was beside myself
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My father was a conjoined twin. I always referred to his brother as "my uncle on my father's side."
But everything's ok now. They were able to surgically be separated. He's now "my uncle, once removed."
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But everything's ok now. They were able to surgically be separated. He's now "my uncle, once removed."
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Re: On the way home...
Itsallaguess wrote:I phoned my wife earlier and asked if she wanted me to pick up Fish and Chips on the way home, but she just grunted at me.
I think she still regrets letting me name the twins....
Thwack! viewtopic.php?f=64&t=27791
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Itsallaguess wrote:A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident...
...she wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl, but since she wasn't around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names.
The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot...
"What did he name them?" she asked.
"He named the girl Denise," the doctor said.
"Oh, that's a nice name," she said in relief. "What did he name the boy?"
"Denephew..."
Thwack! viewtopic.php?f=64&t=27791#p385729
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Re: On the way home...
mc2fool wrote:Itsallaguess wrote:A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident...
...she wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl, but since she wasn't around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names.
The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot...
"What did he name them?" she asked.
"He named the girl Denise," the doctor said.
"Oh, that's a nice name," she said in relief. "What did he name the boy?"
"Denephew..."
Thwack! viewtopic.php?f=64&t=27791#p385729
Boo ... haven't you heard the rules about thwacking? It's a disease, desist or decease
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csearle wrote:You've got to admire Itsallaguess's cuddly, thawackable nature! C.
Yup
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My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed...
So I have an uncle, once removed...
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I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was very hard to differentiate between them...
It was very hard to differentiate between them...
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Talking of twins, I think I finally twigged that my mum didn't like me very much when she asked me to pop out to buy some balloons for my twin brother's surprise birthday party.
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