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AsleepInYorkshire
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Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#409953

Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 6th, 2021, 11:26 pm

Articles
  1. Thee shall never eat lettuce, cabbage or spinach
  2. Thine will never go home sober
  3. Thar twilt never look at next doors washing line
  4. Thy shall love thy neighbour's wife
  5. Thee twilt only be sick frum wuk after a lock in
  6. Thee shall worship no false breweries
  7. Shun luv and gather stuff
  8. Keep thee mouth shut
  9. Make sure thee has a warm water proof shed
  10. Never come home late if the lights are on
  11. Leave a weeks supply of beer in the shed
AiY

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#409958

Postby Mike4 » May 6th, 2021, 11:35 pm

I'm surprised none of this involves steam engines, or them wonderful early 20th Century vintage diesels...


(Edit to add a bit.)
Last edited by Mike4 on May 6th, 2021, 11:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#409959

Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 6th, 2021, 11:36 pm

Mike4 wrote:I'm surprised none of this involves steam engines or wonderful vintage diesels.

I can add the schedules if you want :lol:

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#410126

Postby unperplex » May 7th, 2021, 6:53 pm

Narthen, lad, ah think tha’s got thi cases (as them Romans would’ve said) a bit mixed up here.
“Thou” (or probably “tha” as we might say in God’s Own County) is properly ‘t nominative form (second person singular pronoun…)
Thee (or probably “thi” as we might say) is t’accusative/dative
Thy (or probably “tha” is t’possessive).

So,like, “Ah’l punch thi on tha nose if tha goes on sayin it that way”

Onny a bitta fun, this, no offence taken, or, I hope, given.

Keep up the good work, sitthee.

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#410127

Postby unperplex » May 7th, 2021, 6:56 pm

Sorry, should’ve said “got tha cases….”
Too much beer at teatime…..

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412142

Postby monabri » May 15th, 2021, 1:18 pm

Surely?

"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412209

Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 15th, 2021, 5:01 pm

monabri wrote:Surely?

"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"

What's a wallet?

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412270

Postby monabri » May 15th, 2021, 8:19 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
monabri wrote:Surely?

"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"

What's a wallet?

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ok, hands in pocket...following the directive of Little Ern!

;)

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412286

Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 15th, 2021, 9:17 pm

monabri wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
monabri wrote:Surely?

"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"

What's a wallet?

AiY


ok, hands in pocket...following the directive of Little Ern!

;)

What's a pocket?

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412290

Postby kiloran » May 15th, 2021, 9:24 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:What's a pocket?
AiY

A receptacle for snooker balls

--kiloran

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412291

Postby AleisterCrowley » May 15th, 2021, 9:29 pm

Yorkshire pockets - designed to be at least 10% longer than the maximum reach of the owner

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412292

Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 15th, 2021, 9:29 pm

kiloran wrote:
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:What's a pocket?
AiY

A receptacle for snooker balls

--kiloran

:lol:

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » May 15th, 2021, 9:49 pm

AleisterCrowley wrote:Yorkshire pockets - designed to be at least 10% longer than the maximum reach of the owner

The only reason I buy jeans with pockets is to use them to mend the holes in the knees.

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412423

Postby UncleEbenezer » May 16th, 2021, 12:00 pm

AsleepInYorkshire wrote:
monabri wrote:Surely?

"Keep yer hand on yer wallet"

What's a wallet?

AiY

It's a very small habitat for micro-wildlife. Best left well alone.

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#412534

Postby SteelCamel » May 16th, 2021, 7:19 pm

Ear all, see all, say nowt;
Eyt all, sup all, pay nowt;
And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt -
Allus do it fer thissen


Oh, and the Yorkshire Party is quite real, and has actually won elections - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yorkshire_Party

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Re: Yorkshire Nationalist Party

#413138

Postby Thruppennybit » May 19th, 2021, 7:57 am

Ear all, see all, say nowt;

They claim that saying in the Potteries as well

https://daveboulton.bandcamp.com/track/hear-all-see-all


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