A Russian soldier in Ukraine is wounded and flown back to Moscow unconscious. After three months he wakes up and is allowed to go to a pub. He orders a vodka and asks the bartender "Did we take Kyiv?"
"Yes says the bartender, it was on the news"
"Did we take all of Ukraine?"
"Yes, it was on the news"
"Great! What do I owe you?"
"Five Euros" said the bartender.
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I had (t)rouble understanding this
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csearle
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Re: I had (t)rouble understanding this
I'm going with the incongruence in believing the state news with the reality of using Euros because the Rouble is by then worthless. Might be barking up the wrong tree though. C.
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Re: I had (t)rouble understanding this
mannannan wrote:"Great! What do I owe you?"
"Five Euros" said the bartender.
That seems expensive for one vodka.
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