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Postby Sutch » April 25th, 2023, 12:50 pm

A Post Office van pulled alongside my car and the driver wound down his window and yelled "Have you got the time mate?"

I replied "between 1pm and 5pm"

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Re: Time

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Postby brightncheerful » April 30th, 2023, 7:04 pm

In case you didn't know, it's Royal Mail that delivers mail :)

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Re: Time

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Postby doolally » April 30th, 2023, 8:39 pm

brightncheerful wrote:In case you didn't know, it's Royal Mail that delivers mail :)

But the Post Office does have vans which deliver other services
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/news/sco ... frewshire/
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Re: Time

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Postby csearle » May 1st, 2023, 6:21 pm

brightncheerful wrote:In case you didn't know, it's Royal Mail that delivers mail :)
I would disagree. They are the only outfit that refuses to leave any parcels on my doorstep as repeatedly requested. They are truly hopeless in Tunbridge Wells. When I get home it takes me an hour to the nearest sorting office and back. Never again. I now check every online supplier and only use them if they don't use Royal Mail.

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Re: Time

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Postby Sutch » May 6th, 2023, 3:26 pm

In case you didn't know, it was intended as a joke, not to open up a protracted dialogue about the regulatory bodies charged with delivering mail or their shortcomings, although I concede that the humour lies within their inherent inadequacies.


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