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Postby laladonny » May 27th, 2023, 1:07 am

They told me to make my own path through life, so I took the road less traveled
And now my car needs a front-end alignment.

If you think you are smarter than the previous generation, 50 years ago, the owner’s manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves.
Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

The doctor said to me "I'm afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia"
I said "is it serious?"
The Doc said "it's just as bad as it sounds".

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