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Racing tip.

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Postby DrFfybes » July 31st, 2023, 2:06 pm

I've just been to the vets....

"I'm having trouble with my racing snail"
"What's up?"
"I don't really know, he's just not performing"
"What have you tried?"
"Well, I tried removing his shell to make him lighter and more streamlined"
"Did it help?"
"Not really. If anything it made him more sluggish"

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