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A tough call?
Posted: August 11th, 2023, 2:19 pm
by XFool
Supermarket forced to shut after spider causing 'painful erections' spotted in bananasThe ExpressTumescent genitalia was just one of the side effects a medic said could be experienced when bitten by the venomous arachnid.
Re: A tough call?
Posted: August 16th, 2023, 2:20 pm
by UncleEbenezer
XFool wrote:Supermarket forced to shut after spider causing 'painful erections' spotted in bananasThe ExpressTumescent genitalia was just one of the side effects a medic said could be experienced when bitten by the venomous arachnid.
The decision to close was made by a Miss Muffet, who finds such effects alarming.
Re: A tough call?
Posted: August 16th, 2023, 2:52 pm
by monabri
My wife says we ARE going shopping this evening!
Re: A tough call?
Posted: August 16th, 2023, 3:52 pm
by ReformedCharacter
monabri wrote:My wife says we ARE going shopping this evening!
Mine says she doesn't like spiders, but she's prepared to make an exception
RC
Re: A tough call?
Posted: August 16th, 2023, 5:13 pm
by chas49
It's the 'painful' part of that description that worries me
Re: A tough call?
Posted: August 17th, 2023, 12:03 pm
by bungeejumper
Another day, another high street cock-up......
BJ