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Bank Robbery
Posted: October 22nd, 2023, 11:41 am
by Tedx
There's a bank robbery in progress. All the staff and customers are laying face first on the floor.
All of a sudden one of the bank robbers face masks slips off and for a moment his face is exposed. He looks down at the people lying on the floor around him.....
'Did you see my face?' He asks the first guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! He shoots him dead.
'Did you see my face?' He asks the second guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! And the shoots him dead.
'Did YOU see my face?' He asks the third guy.
'No I didnt' he replies.
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.
.
....but the wife did.
Re: Bank Robbery
Posted: October 23rd, 2023, 7:59 am
by Thruppennybit
Re: Bank Robbery
Posted: October 23rd, 2023, 8:10 am
by AsleepInYorkshire
Tedx wrote:There's a bank robbery in progress. All the staff and customers are laying face first on the floor.
All of a sudden one of the bank robbers face masks slips off and for a moment his face is exposed. He looks down at the people lying on the floor around him.....
'Did you see my face?' He asks the first guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! He shoots him dead.
'Did you see my face?' He asks the second guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! And the shoots him dead.
'Did YOU see my face?' He asks the third guy.
'No I didnt' he replies.
.
.
.
....but the wife did.
Ted,
You're not married are you
AiY(D)
Re: Bank Robbery
Posted: October 23rd, 2023, 11:06 pm
by WickedLester
AsleepInYorkshire wrote:Tedx wrote:There's a bank robbery in progress. All the staff and customers are laying face first on the floor.
All of a sudden one of the bank robbers face masks slips off and for a moment his face is exposed. He looks down at the people lying on the floor around him.....
'Did you see my face?' He asks the first guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! He shoots him dead.
'Did you see my face?' He asks the second guy.
'Yes I did' he replies. BANG! And the shoots him dead.
'Did YOU see my face?' He asks the third guy.
'No I didnt' he replies.
.
.
.
....but the wife did.
Ted,
You're not married are you
AiY(D)
Not since the missus asked me for a new kitchen.
Re: Bank Robbery
Posted: October 28th, 2023, 9:08 pm
by stewamax
WickedLester wrote:...a new kitchen.
as distinct from asking your GP for some cream to nuke itching
Re: Bank Robbery
Posted: October 28th, 2023, 9:43 pm
by jfgw
Three armed men robbed a bank.
They should be easy to spot.
Julian F. G. W.
Re: Bank Robbery
Posted: October 28th, 2023, 10:24 pm
by Mike4
jfgw wrote:Three armed men robbed a bank.
They should be easy to spot.
Julian F. G. W.
Lol. And in a similar vein...
Q: what's the difference between an African and an Indian elephant?
A: Only one of them is an elephant.