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Postby Sutch » December 2nd, 2023, 12:08 pm

Courtesy of this morning’s "Times"............

“I’m reminded of an old story of Saint Peter hearing a knock at the pearly gates and calling out ”who’s there?”

“It is I” says a voice, to which Peter replies, “not another bloody teacher!”

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Postby Gerry557 » December 2nd, 2023, 1:20 pm

Presumably maths teachers go the other direction :D

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Postby UncleEbenezer » December 2nd, 2023, 5:09 pm

Gerry557 wrote:Presumably maths teachers go the other direction :D

Not in the real world. It's all imaginary.

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Postby servodude » December 2nd, 2023, 10:55 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:
Gerry557 wrote:Presumably maths teachers go the other direction :D

Not in the real world. It's all imaginary.


True. If you look at the magnitude of the problem we do absolutely keep going around the same point


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