After the aliens land.
Posted: November 26th, 2023, 6:11 pm
Soon after NASA admits the presence of aliens……
An alien vessel lands quietly on Saint Peter's square in Rome.
A hatch opens and two little grey men with dazzling smiles appear.
They are promptly granted an audience with the Pope.
After a brief discussion about the weather, the Pope says, "I know this question may sound odd to you, but I was wondering if you and your kind believe in a God?"
“Of course we do,” exclaims the slightly taller of two aliens, looking puzzled. “Why do you think all planets live in peace together. His son Jesus visits our planet every two years or so. Amazing guy!"
A hush descends on the audience chamber and everyone watches the Pope, whose face is turning a rather odd purple.
"Every two years?" he shouts. "We're still waiting after two thousand years!"
"Very strange. I never heard of that before. Maybe he didn't like your ice-cream,” suggests the alien.
"Ice-cream?" replies the Pope, turning an even deeper shade of purple. "What in heaven's name does ice-cream have to do with it?"
"Well," says the alien, “the first time he came to our planet, we gave him a large tub of ice-cream as a leaving present. Why, what did you do?"
Steve
An alien vessel lands quietly on Saint Peter's square in Rome.
A hatch opens and two little grey men with dazzling smiles appear.
They are promptly granted an audience with the Pope.
After a brief discussion about the weather, the Pope says, "I know this question may sound odd to you, but I was wondering if you and your kind believe in a God?"
“Of course we do,” exclaims the slightly taller of two aliens, looking puzzled. “Why do you think all planets live in peace together. His son Jesus visits our planet every two years or so. Amazing guy!"
A hush descends on the audience chamber and everyone watches the Pope, whose face is turning a rather odd purple.
"Every two years?" he shouts. "We're still waiting after two thousand years!"
"Very strange. I never heard of that before. Maybe he didn't like your ice-cream,” suggests the alien.
"Ice-cream?" replies the Pope, turning an even deeper shade of purple. "What in heaven's name does ice-cream have to do with it?"
"Well," says the alien, “the first time he came to our planet, we gave him a large tub of ice-cream as a leaving present. Why, what did you do?"
Steve