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worrying news...

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Postby Tedx » December 2nd, 2023, 5:28 pm

We've just found out that our grandfather is addicted to Viagra.
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No one is taking it harder than grandma

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Re: worrying news...

#631309

Postby UncleEbenezer » December 2nd, 2023, 8:10 pm

So you're expecting an uncle or aunt?

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Re: worrying news...

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Postby Gerry557 » December 2nd, 2023, 9:51 pm

The nursing home gave grandad Viagra but my sister said they wouldn't do that. I said ask the nurse. She confirmed what I had said.

"He gets one every night, stops him falling out of bed" . She said. :shock:

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Re: worrying news...

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Postby laladonny » December 3rd, 2023, 12:34 am

Aaaahhhh, the old ones are the best ones.

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Re: worrying news...

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Postby Itsallaguess » December 3rd, 2023, 5:57 am

laladonny wrote:
Aaaahhhh, the old ones are the best ones.


That's what Grandma said...

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Re: worrying news...

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Postby servodude » December 3rd, 2023, 7:34 am

Itsallaguess wrote:
laladonny wrote:
Aaaahhhh, the old ones are the best ones.


That's what Grandma said...


Ruins the "what's pink and wrinkly and hangs out grampa's pyjamas?" joke though :(

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Re: worrying news...

#631576

Postby Thruppennybit » December 4th, 2023, 9:41 am

As it seems to be old joke time:

What's pink and hard in the morning?

The Financial Times crossword.


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