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Postby Tedx » January 9th, 2024, 11:07 am

When my Grandad died he wanted his ashes to be pressed into a record.



It was his vinyl request.

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Re: Last wishes

#639179

Postby bungeejumper » January 9th, 2024, 11:56 am

A haunting melody, I'm sure. Danse Macabre, perhaps?

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Re: Last wishes

#639246

Postby TUK020 » January 9th, 2024, 4:42 pm

Adds new meaning to 'spinning in his grave'

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Re: Last wishes

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Postby doolally » January 9th, 2024, 5:12 pm

So if the vinyl was buried, in the future he could become a disinterred thirty three and a third
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Re: Last wishes

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Postby UncleEbenezer » January 9th, 2024, 9:47 pm

doolally wrote:So if the vinyl was buried, in the future he could become a disinterred thirty three and a third
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He was the OP's grandad. Maybe more likely to be a 78?

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Re: Last wishes

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Postby DrFfybes » January 10th, 2024, 10:27 am

All sounds a bit See-dy to me.

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Re: Last wishes

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Postby bungeejumper » January 10th, 2024, 11:47 am

Sounds okay to me. Ninety years old, and still in the groove. :D

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