Life is Wonderful in Siberia

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A Moscow worker gets a job in Siberia; aware of how all mail will be read by the censors, he tells his friends:

Let's establish a
code: if a letter you get from me is written in ordinary blue ink, it's true; if it's written in red ink, it's false.

After a month, his
friends get the first letter, written in blue ink:

Everything is wonderful here: the shops are full, food is abundant, apartments are large and properly heated, cinemas show films from the West, there are many beautiful girls ready for an affair- the only thing you can't get is red ink.

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