Two blokes in a pub...

[Mike4]

Two blokes chewing the fat in a pub over their 5th pints of really good real ale...

Bloke 1: What do you know about atoms?

Bloke 2: Very little...

Bloke 1: Anything else?

[Watis]

Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.

Watis

[stewamax]

Our bodies are made of atoms.
The study of bodies is anatomy...

[Mike4]

Another round and 10 minutes of silence followed, in the way only blokes comfortable in each other's presence can do.

Eventually bloke 1 says "What are you thinking about?"

Bloke 2: "My Grandad's last words to me before he died..."

Bloke 1: "What did he say to you then?"

Bloke 2: "Are you still holding the ladder?"

[Tedx]

My Granddad's last words were 'what bus?'

[servodude]

My Granddad's last words were 'what bus?'

...you're Emo Phillips?

No actually.. His grandad died peacefully in his sleep; unlike his screaming passengers

[Mike4]

My Granddad's last words were 'what bus?'

...you're Emo Phillips?

No actually.. His grandad died peacefully in his sleep; unlike his screaming passengers

Possibly my fave stand-up comic of all! (One "l" I think.)

I also like his tale about praying every night for a bike, then eventually realising God doesn't work that way.

So instead, he stole one and prayed for forgiveness.

[kempiejon]

I love my girl friend, from the hair on her head to the tag on her toe.