,,, which I'm confident most of you are!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto gallop into town on a blisteringly hot afternoon.
They head into the saloon and order a couple of cold beers. A few minutes later a stranger walks into the saloon and asks
"Who owns the white stallion tied up outside?"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto follow the stranger outside and listen while he complains about Silver being all lathered and sweating. The Lone Ranger gives Tonto a sheet of stiff cardboard and tells him to run round Silver fanning him to cool him down. The Lone Ranger heads back into the saloon.
About 15 minutes later another stranger walks into the saloon and asks
"Who owns the white stallion tied up outside?"
The Lone Ranger is now fed up and asks the stranger what the problem is ... to which the stranger replies
"You've left your injun running"
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Re: If you're old enough to remember the Lone Ranger ...
Hostile Indians surround Tonto and the Lone Ranger.
The Lone Ranger: It looks like we’re in a lot of trouble, old friend!
Tonto: What do you mean “we”, Paleface?
The Lone Ranger: It looks like we’re in a lot of trouble, old friend!
Tonto: What do you mean “we”, Paleface?
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Re: If you're old enough to remember the Lone Ranger ...
Tonto was being interviewed by the newspaper
"Why do you let him call you 'Tonto', you know it means 'Stupid'? in Spanish"
"Because he doesn't know what 'Kemo Sahbee' means".
"Why do you let him call you 'Tonto', you know it means 'Stupid'? in Spanish"
"Because he doesn't know what 'Kemo Sahbee' means".
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Re: If you're old enough to remember the Lone Ranger ...
I'm old enough to remember the Lone Hydrangea.
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