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A few days early, I think

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Postby NomoneyNohoney » March 30th, 2024, 8:42 pm


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Re: A few days early, I think

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Postby Mike4 » March 30th, 2024, 9:12 pm

"Thorpe Park Hyperia is so tall riders can collect air miles"

A marketing triumph. Air miles for going on a ride 230ft high. Less than 100 yards up!


OB joke:

A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"

The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"

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Re: A few days early, I think

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Postby csearle » March 30th, 2024, 9:20 pm

Mike4 wrote:A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"

The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"
That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric? ;) C.

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Re: A few days early, I think

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Postby kempiejon » March 30th, 2024, 9:24 pm

So the barman pours him a whisky, "That'll be £7.50, Tell me why this bar we don't see many horses in here."
"At £7.50 for a drink I'm not surprised."

2 customers are watching and listening from a far table, one turns to the other and says "Oh look at that a talking horse."

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Re: A few days early, I think

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Postby servodude » March 31st, 2024, 12:34 am

"Why the long face?"

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Re: A few days early, I think

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Postby kiloran » March 31st, 2024, 8:19 am

csearle wrote:
Mike4 wrote:A white horse walks into a bar and asks for a large whisky. The barman asks the white horse "Which whisky would you like Sir? We actually have one named after you!"

The white horse says in amazement "Really? You have a whisky called Eric?"
That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric? ;) C.

Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk

--kiloran

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Re: A few days early, I think

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Postby csearle » March 31st, 2024, 9:13 am

kiloran wrote:
csearle wrote:That joke is so implausible, whoever calls their horse Eric? ;) C.

Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk
I stand corrected :D. (Sorry Mike for doubting.) C.

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Re: A few days early, I think

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Postby Mike4 » March 31st, 2024, 11:07 am

csearle wrote:
kiloran wrote:Isn't Google wonderful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pjGG-0ILk
I stand corrected :D. (Sorry Mike for doubting.) C.


No prob!

That however, is a different "Eric", I've spotted it's brown not white.

(I know a lot about horses, I expect you can all tell.)


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