The doctor was surprised and asked her how it happened. She replied "My boyfriend got into Harvard and was so excited he made love to me in his sweater". The doctor gave her a cream and told her to apply for a few days and the mark will disappear.
The next day, another girl came in with a Y shaped mark on her breasts. Upon inquiry, she said her boyfriend goes to Yale and he made love to her in his sweater. The doctor gave her the same cream and told her it will get better in a week.
The next day, another girl came in with a M shaped mark on her torso. The doctor said "lemme guess, your boyfriend goes to Michigan". She said "No, my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin"
Heard this one on the radio today and wanted to share.
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[nsfw] A girl visits the doctor with a large H shaped mark on her breasts
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