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Juicy
Posted: September 11th, 2017, 2:34 pm
by brightncheerful
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away.
In short, if you throw fruit at people then they go away.
Re: Juicy
Posted: September 11th, 2017, 3:36 pm
by UncleEbenezer
A banana a day and you'll have the librarian back for more. Ook.
Re: Juicy
Posted: September 11th, 2017, 4:13 pm
by brightncheerful
Why aren’t banana’s ever lonely?
…because they hangout in bunches!
(Non sequitur: lonely is about loneliness, which is different to being alone1
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Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
Re: Juicy
Posted: September 13th, 2017, 7:11 am
by AndyPandy
Why did the banana go to the Doctor's
Because he wasn't peeling well.