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IKEA founder dies
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Re: IKEA founder dies
At his funeral, the church pews will be arranged so that you have to walk through every part of the church before you can get out again.
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I imagine people trying to assemble the flat pack coffin, when there are screws and sundry parts missing.
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Following the funeral service a light lunch of Swedish Meatballs will be offered to all mourners.
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Re: IKEA founder dies
A clerihew for his gravestone...
Ingvar Kamprad
Wasn’t so bad
Though some thought it silly
To call a bookcase Billy
Ingvar Kamprad
Wasn’t so bad
Though some thought it silly
To call a bookcase Billy
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Re: IKEA founder dies
donnybob wrote:Following the funeral service a light lunch of Swedish Meatballs will be offered to all mourners.
Washed down with Lingonberry drink (with free refills).
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Re: IKEA founder dies
In lieu of flowers, mourners are asked to bring an Allen key to assemble the coffin
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NomoneyNohoney wrote:I imagine people trying to assemble the flat pack coffin, when there are screws and sundry parts missing.
Being Ikea, all of the parts will fit together perfectly (unlike some lesser brands). Everything should go smoothly as long as the assembly instructions do not blow away in the wind otherwise there will be four men in black suits, all of whom will know exactly how the coffin should be assembled but who, between them, will have four entirely different opinions on how it should be done.
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Re: IKEA founder dies
Brilliant. You'd have a rec from me are it to be enabled.eventide wrote:Rest in Pieces
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