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A drunk walked into

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A drunk walked into

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Postby Loir » February 5th, 2018, 10:20 pm

A drunk was walking along the street, not looking where he was going, an he hit a sign pole.

He looked up and the sign said "No Stopping" so he walked into it again.

He looked up and the sign said "No Stopping" so he walked into it again.

He looked up and ...

Steve

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Re: A drunk walked into

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Postby stewamax » February 6th, 2018, 5:12 pm

... looked up, smoothed some icing on his nose, and said....

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Re: A drunk walked into

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Postby PinkDalek » February 6th, 2018, 7:58 pm

stewamax wrote:... looked up, smoothed some icing on his nose, and said....


Is this the North or South Pole?

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Re: A drunk walked into

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Postby jfgw » February 6th, 2018, 8:45 pm

stewamax wrote:... looked up, smoothed some icing on his nose, and said....


I don't know what he said but where would a drunk find nose topping while staggering in the street?

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