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didds
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Standing Up

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Postby didds » February 12th, 2018, 9:56 am

When the play is live at a sporting event DON'T BLOODY STAND UP.

And if you have to because somebody else is a bloody rude pillock and wants to go to the bar for the 17th time this half, THEN SIT DOWN AGAIN !

The same goes for cinema, theatre !

Thanks for listening

and breath.,..

didds

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Re: Standing Up

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Postby Rhyd6 » February 12th, 2018, 6:17 pm

Being vertically challenged myself I heartily endorse your plea. I've found that if a polite request is ignored it pays to be wearing a brooch with a long pin which inserted into the buttocks of the offender gets their attention straight away.

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Re: Standing Up

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Postby sg31 » February 12th, 2018, 8:16 pm

didds wrote:When the play is live at a sporting event DON'T BLOODY STAND UP.

And if you have to because somebody else is a bloody rude pillock and wants to go to the bar for the 17th time this half, THEN SIT DOWN AGAIN !

The same goes for cinema, theatre !

Thanks for listening

and breath.,..

didds


And don't wear big hats.

Thank god affro haircuts have out of fashion. I went to a concert many years ago and my seat was directly behind a lady with a massive affro. I couldn't see a thing. It was a sell out so I couldn't change seats. If I'd had hair clippers with me she wouldn't have had that hair style for long.


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