When the play is live at a sporting event DON'T BLOODY STAND UP.
And if you have to because somebody else is a bloody rude pillock and wants to go to the bar for the 17th time this half, THEN SIT DOWN AGAIN !
The same goes for cinema, theatre !
Thanks for listening
and breath.,..
didds
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Re: Standing Up
Being vertically challenged myself I heartily endorse your plea. I've found that if a polite request is ignored it pays to be wearing a brooch with a long pin which inserted into the buttocks of the offender gets their attention straight away.
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Re: Standing Up
didds wrote:When the play is live at a sporting event DON'T BLOODY STAND UP.
And if you have to because somebody else is a bloody rude pillock and wants to go to the bar for the 17th time this half, THEN SIT DOWN AGAIN !
The same goes for cinema, theatre !
Thanks for listening
and breath.,..
didds
And don't wear big hats.
Thank god affro haircuts have out of fashion. I went to a concert many years ago and my seat was directly behind a lady with a massive affro. I couldn't see a thing. It was a sell out so I couldn't change seats. If I'd had hair clippers with me she wouldn't have had that hair style for long.
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