Non Sequitur

[Gaggsy]

I don't half get some rubbish in my inbox -and they usually get sent to spam if I can be bothered - but this one from Site Equip took the biscuit:

"Spring has arrived and although we are excited for longer days and warmer weather, there is still more snow expected! Our new large tanker will be arriving very soon so make sure to let us know if you require any liquid waste removal."
https://mailchi.mp/site-equip/c6cv5t1lj ... 86e762182d

I mean - who writes this sh1t?

Don't click if you are of a sensitive nature.

[JMN2]

I checked the link. I still don't get it. What's the problemo?

[scotia]

I think the subject of the post defines the problem

[bungeejumper]

I think the subject of the post defines the problem

Absolutely. Spring flowers > imminent snow > let's order a really massive truck to clear the septic tank. Doesn't make much of a logical sequence really.

BJ

[TUK020]

How about "Your sh1t tank full? Warm weather on its way. How about you empty before it really starts to smell"

[bungeejumper]

Email from my local garden centre:

Happy Easter to all our customers! Bring the kids on the Easter bunny hunt and claim your Lindt chocolate bunny! Come and see the Easter Animal Farm! Visit the Easter Grotto, and take a journey through the egg-citing Land of Easter!

Easter Sunday: CLOSED.

Errrmm........

BJ