1. Find item of clothing in bottom half of drawer/back of wardrobe that you've not seen for years but still like very much
What have you been wearing all those years?
Please see Step 3 - 3. Ensure previous item of clothing is washed, ironed, and placed in bottom half of draw/back of wardrobe for future re-discovery.....
The plan is that you're always wearing the last, or the last couple if you're one of those flamboyant types, of re-discovered items....
This multi-year, fool-proof plan is sometimes spoilt slightly by people buying admittedly nice items of new clothing for birthdays or Christmas, but as a mainstay process for man-based atire, it's proved itself useful for quite some time, and in fact any new uninvited clothing, so long as you like it, can actually add to the excitement the next time you re-discover something, as it adds extra time into the whole process, so the 'Hey, that's where that went!
' surprise is actually often enhanced by the longer periods between discovery....