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Jetwash Jimmy

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby TUK020 » January 21st, 2017, 5:13 pm

take your car round and offer 25p to clean it

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby bungeejumper » January 22nd, 2017, 5:26 pm

Which day does he jetwash the jetwash? :lol:

Seriously, aren't there nuisance rules to deal with this sort of thing? https://www.gov.uk/guidance/noise-nuisa ... complaints . Local rules might be different in your part of the world, I suppose, but you never know?

BJ

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby JMN2 » April 27th, 2017, 8:24 am

How's Jimmy doing, has he been busy?

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby JMN2 » August 6th, 2017, 3:40 pm

I lead such a sad life, I sometimes find myself wondering how Jetwash Jimmy is doing.

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby TUK020 » August 7th, 2017, 7:21 am

JMN2,
rest assured, you are not the only one!
TUK020

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby TUK020 » September 15th, 2017, 6:31 pm

Dammit, this board has gone awfully quiet

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby bungeejumper » September 16th, 2017, 8:29 am

WHO SAID THAT? :shock:

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby UncleEbenezer » August 24th, 2018, 9:51 am

Snorvey wrote:Jetwash Jimmy Junior has now got in on the act. He's even got his own jetwasher.

There's so many vehicles there now, I'm expecting them to paint lines and a disabled parking bay on their paved over front garden, similar to what you'd find on your average NCP car park.

So are they all occupying the public highway, or painted onto private land?

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby Itsallaguess » August 24th, 2018, 12:26 pm

UncleEbenezer wrote:
So are they all occupying the public highway, or painted onto private land?


And why do I only realise how fast the last 12-months has sped by, when I stumble on the latest Jetwash Jimmy post?

That can't be nearly a year in between the last two posts, surely?

Anyhow - a full update would of course be welcome from the OP....

Cheers,

Itsallaguess

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby PinkDalek » August 24th, 2018, 12:36 pm

Itsallaguess wrote:And why do I only realise how fast the last 12-months has sped by, when I stumble on the latest Jetwash Jimmy post? ...



Indeed but there was a previous latest, in case you missed it, which includes a comment from the OP on this Jetwash Jimmy Topic.

The reason behind the fresh JJ Topic is disclosed at the foot here Ahah, then we reach for tested and proven way to start new posts......

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby stewamax » August 24th, 2018, 6:24 pm

What happens when the Jetwash itself gets a speck of dirt?
With luck it will, like the oozlum bird, try so hard to clean itself that it vanishes up its own nozzle.

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby supremetwo » August 24th, 2018, 10:56 pm

If Jimmy is in an area in "serious water stress", informing the water provider of excessive water use will result in a meter being installed.

That should reduce his excessive consumption.

https://researchbriefings.parliament.uk ... y/CBP-7342
The following water company areas were classified as areas of serious water stress by the Environment Agency and Natural Resources Wales (2013 classifications):

Affinity Water
Anglian Water
Essex and Suffolk Water
South East Water
Southern Water
Sutton and East Surrey Water
Thames Water

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby stewamax » August 25th, 2018, 12:55 pm

serious water stress

Is this Water Boarding?

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Re: Jetwash Jimmy

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Postby UncleEbenezer » August 25th, 2018, 3:29 pm

stewamax wrote:Is this Water Boarding?

Water preposterous suggestion :!:


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