- My polls are rubbish
- My jokes aren't funny
- I know crap all about finance
- I post way too many links to YouTube
- I've got no Bitcoin
- I've no holdings in Scottish Mortgage
- My car recently cost more than my mortgage to get through its MOT
- I post on the wrong boards and threads all the time
- It's not Christmas or summer
- I've not had my covid injection (not until mid May)
- I can't go on holiday
- It's ruddy snowing here now
- Scotland stuffed England
- Eggs have gone up in price
- We can't export fish to the EU without burning down the Amazon forest to pay for it
- My boomerang won't come back
AiY