Because the Ancient Egyptians didn't invent the mobile phone?
If I remember correctly(?) the Ancient Egyptian word for cat was (something like): Miew
Hieroglyphics was the 'Official' language, it wasn't the script used for everyday purposes. See the Rosetta Stone: Hieroglyphics, Demotic (everyday script), Greek
What I like about what it says on the Rosetta stone (in flowery language) is, several things!
How it uses names and descriptions recognisable even today:
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Berenice' - Bernice(?)
'
Scimitars of Victory' - Anyone remember Saddam Hussein's 'Victory Arch'? An arch in the form of two crossed scimitars.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_ArchHow it was all nothing more than a political PR campaign for the boy king!
How the last part of the text on the Rosetta Stone describes.... The Rosetta Stone.
So all, very 'alien', and nothing remotely like anything today?