Just how old do you think I am?
BTW. Moon River always reminds me of one of the most surreal experiences in my life.
Back in the day... University College London had an old GEC central computer system, Euclid, complete with its OS4000 (BBC B DOS was a bit of a reminder.). This was closed down and temporarily replaced with a Unix system, Pyramid.
Ambitious plans were afoot! Known to one and all as "The Bloomsbury Group", to emulate US university campuses with a wide area network covering several UL colleges and with UCL running a powerful central computer system to manage it all.
But which computer, or rather, whose computer? A competitive tender was called for. Originally embracing HP, DEC (they still existed then) and IBM (of course) and a presentation was arranged in a lecture theatre (at Birkbeck?). HP had by then dropped out, leaving DEC and IBM to go head to head. The DEC man was very keen on all the technical specs of their latest hot processor - and their commitment to Unix.
For some unknown reason he seemed to me to get the brush off...
Then it was time for the IBM presentation. There seemed more than a few IBM people suddenly in the room, even standing by the doors. I slightly felt as though we were about to be hijacked: "
Take this lecture theater to Boca Raton!"
The principle IBM man then appeared centre stage - so to speak - holding a radio mike in his hand. He didn't look like a technical geek to me, he looked more like a Las Vegas cabaret star. I suddenly imagined a spotlight from the back of the hall illuminating him, mike in hand, as if he was poised to start his "act". Perhaps he did too for, to my amazement, he started to sing the opening of "Moon River..." WTF?
"
OK. Only joking..." He continued.
I never did understand why an off-the-shelf, bog standard IBM business computer was thought to be up to the job requirements.
"The Bloomsbury Group"? Ah well, in the fullness of time, everyone discreetly and very politely simply stopped talking about it.