Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[Rhyd6]

Some interfering busybody with nannying tendancies has suggested that kids no longer give their grandparents booze for Christmas in case it makes them inebriated. Get lost sunshine, it's taken me ages to train the little whelps not to give me ornaments, knick knacks, food hampers and other useless items. I like booze, I enjoy booze, keep it flowing kids, all donations gratefully received.

R6

[UncleEbenezer]

Bah, humbug. Can't you just train them not to give you anything for no better reason than a calendar event? Get gifts when there's a good motivation, not just because it's a "done thing".

[quelquod]

I'd be tempted to agree except that I'm with Rhyd6,