(Off) Topics needed - or else...

[CryptoPlankton]

It appears that there may be an imminent threat of somebody wandering around the site with a broom and sweeping away areas gathering cobwebs. Although the door to this place creaks open from time to time, there is definitely some potential for arachnids to find a quiet corner and weave their homes undisturbed.

Can anything be done? Advent is 8 months and a day away; there are no Lemon Fool balloon days until November (when, of course, there will be a deluge); LM's are particularly tricky to gauge; gratuitous "Rec This" posts seem a little hollow without the ability to oblige; Widdiculous polls are conspicuous by their absence and even CotD seems to have had its nine lives (MM?).

Or perhaps it's just time to turn off the life support?

Do not resuscitate...

I can hear the machine now:

Bink....bink....bink....bink....biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink...

[PinkDalek]

Yes, I saw that, but isn't it all about the quality rather than the quantity?

Plus, there are many other places here with far fewer posts, some where people appear to chat to themselves.

Not that I'd ever do such a thing.

Never.

There again I'm just a lawnmower but I can always hear them talk.

[redsturgeon]

There again I'm just a lawnmower but I can always hear them talk.

I know what I like in your wardrobe

John

[Breelander]

I know what I like in your wardrobe

Play me my song. Here it comes again....

[PinkDalek]

Play me my song. Here it comes again....

Is that you, Old King Cole?

[Breelander]

Is that you, Old King Cole?

"'While Henry Hamilton-Smythe minor (8) was playing croquet with Cynthia Jane De Blaise-William (9), sweet-smiling Cynthia raised her mallet high and gracefully removed Henry's head. Two weeks later, in Henry's nursery, she discovered his treasured musical box. Eagerly she opened it and as "Old King Cole" began to play, a small spirit-figure appeared..."

[Bink333]

The trouble with having a board that welcomes rec and luvvie tarts is that we don't have any recs let alone a daily allowance, and luvvies have been downgraded. They even have a box for negative friends. Perhaps what is needed is a project.

We have to all agree to furtively negative friend some poor unsuspecting lemon, as a prank, to see if this sets off the big red alarm bell at Lemon Towers

I've found this profile particularly offensive as he strides up and down the lemonhalls - M0n1ter memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1577 without ever really contributing, so have added him/her to my negative friends list.

[PinkDalek]

Who mentioned recs (again)?:

viewtopic.php?f=21&t=1864&p=43886#p43886

Bink!