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Theresa May voted 'most like Jesus'

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Theresa May voted 'most like Jesus'

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Postby GJHarney » May 30th, 2017, 5:38 pm

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-voted-most-like-jesus-10527022

I think it says more about the listeners of 'Premier Christian Radio' than it does the Maybot (or Jesus come to that), but that said surely the Labour Party is more like the caring, sharing peace loving Jesus of the New Testament who was after all a bloke not afraid to take on the big bankers and other vested interests and Roman imperialist lackies in Judea; the Tories are like the nasty, vindictive, childish, war mongering God of the Old Testament; while I can't quite decide whether the Holy Ghost is akin to the Lib Dems, Greens or the ukips - perhaps someone with a better theological grasp than myself could tell us ;)

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Re: Theresa May voted 'most like Jesus'

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Postby bungeejumper » May 31st, 2017, 6:40 pm

What I want to know is, what have the [expletive deleteds] ever done for us? ;)

No question, Jesus would have voted Corbyn. Didn't own anything, and spent his life fighting for justice for those who also had nothing. But whether that makes him a role model for the 21st century is another question, given that the nasty old greed principle has brought us the biggest global rise in human living standards in history.

As for the Holy Ghost, he probably speaks Chinese. :D

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Re: Theresa May voted 'most like Jesus'

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Postby beeswax » May 31st, 2017, 6:44 pm

OK..

Theresa May = Mary the Mother of God ie Jesus..Sainthood beckons or the House of Lords first.

Phil Hammond is Pontius Pilate who washed his hands of the situation but keeps a spreadsheet of Barrabus's crimes.

Jeremy Corbyn is like one of the Thieves on the Cross who may just avoid crucifixion by his own party after the election.

The lib dems are the rent a mob who are hired to shout at the winners AND losers even though led by one.

The greens are the newly converted Christians who would believe anything they are told about the climate and they should know its Jesus who will bring an end to the world when he stops the Sun revolving...I think they are keeping that quiet as an excuse to raise our taxes..

UKIP are a spent force like the Romans were but Sir Nigel could re invent himself as Nero by setting Brussels on fire just before he leaves and in the process make history that will be told and retold over the next 2000 years.

Diane Abbot becomes the devil incarnate and loved by those who hate Britain...She will stand on Mount Everest and offer us the whole world if they just believe her maths...

The second coming of the Saviour of the world and the country, who will put all things right and end the deficit will be represented by a blonde haired little guy who's second initial is actually 'J' as well. All things come to those that wait! ;)

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Re: Theresa May voted 'most like Jesus'

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Postby ursaminortaur » June 5th, 2017, 12:07 pm

Do they mean that she is likely to be crucified ?

Of course they might then hope for a miraculous resurrection after three days ?

Unfortunately even if that occurred the precedent is that after a few brief appearances to friends and colleagues she would disappear only ever to be seen later by assorted mystics or heard to speak by true believers.

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Re: Theresa May voted 'most like Jesus'

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Postby GJHarney » June 9th, 2017, 10:00 am

ursaminortaur wrote:Do they mean that she is likely to be crucified ?

Of course they might then hope for a miraculous resurrection after three days ?

Unfortunately even if that occurred the precedent is that after a few brief appearances to friends and colleagues she would disappear only ever to be seen later by assorted mystics or heard to speak by true believers.



Now that was an incredible prediction by any standards, well done ;)


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