111.nhs.uk is happy to diagnose what I already know, but gives me nothing useful. By phone, same result, with the addition of a very long wait. NHS is no use!
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Googling crutches finds me two shops locally. But going to their websites, no crutches to be had. Google evidently equates crutches with mobility, and these shops will flog mobility scooters but no bloomin' crutches.
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Any suggestions?