Mein Führer... I can walk!

[XFool]

Having decided to poison myself with mushrooms as a 75th birthday treat, I was wondering what I could do today...

[ReformedCharacter]

Having decided to poison myself with mushrooms as a 75th birthday treat, I was wondering what I could do today...

Depends on which type of mushrooms

RC

[88V8]

Having decided to poison myself with mushrooms as a 75th birthday treat, I was wondering what I could do today...

Some magic?
Post-Rolf Harris, there's a gap in the market.

V8

[XFool]

Having decided to poison myself with mushrooms as a 75th birthday treat, I was wondering what I could do today...

Some magic?

You implying they were magic mushrooms?

[XFool]

Having perused the letter I received today, a copy of that sent to my GP detailing the results of the recent MRI scan of my backbone, I now feel it may be less a matter of "Mein Führer... I can walk!" and more "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!". That and wandering if I should get on to Leicester Council straightaway to reserve a plot for myself in one of their car parks.

Oh well.