A man was sun bathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had placed a hat over his privates....
A women walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat..."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift itself..."
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Re: A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....
B...y H... Itsallaguess. That is two corny jokes in about ten minutes. Please take your self off for the weekend.
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Re: A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....
Two loosely similar ones come to mind:
WS Churchill (apocryphal perhaps): Bessie Braddock MP berated him as being ‘disgustingly drunk’. Churchill replied: “My dear, you are ugly. What’s more you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly”.
The fat Valentine, Earl Castlerosse: a lady at a party remarked on his large stomach: “Lord Castlerosse, if that stomach was on a woman I would say she was pregnant.” “Madame,” Castlerosse replied “Half an hour ago it was, and she is!”
WS Churchill (apocryphal perhaps): Bessie Braddock MP berated him as being ‘disgustingly drunk’. Churchill replied: “My dear, you are ugly. What’s more you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly”.
The fat Valentine, Earl Castlerosse: a lady at a party remarked on his large stomach: “Lord Castlerosse, if that stomach was on a woman I would say she was pregnant.” “Madame,” Castlerosse replied “Half an hour ago it was, and she is!”
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Re: A man was sun bathing naked at the beach....
Is this a men's dorm?
Gracious - there is no hanky-panky after lights-out allowed in this thread.
Remember the fine example of the most excellent Dr John Keate (q.v.) who in a two-hour session flogged around eighty boys of the Eton lower fifth for a far more trivial offence.
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