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Re: Confucius say
UncleEbenezer wrote:Man who reads your jokes gets [expletive deleted].
I think that you will find that pink-marshmallowed is the acceptable term on these boards
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Re: Confucius say
UncleEbenezer wrote:Man who reads your jokes gets a****.
Genuine question, what does that mean? I'm presuming it's commenting that the joke is not very good, but in that case shouldn't it 'Man who reads your jokes can't be a****' (i.e can't be bothered to care/laugh).
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Re: Confucius say
Maylix wrote:UncleEbenezer wrote:Man who reads your jokes gets a****.
Nope, I didn't write any of those asterisks.
Genuine question, what does that mean?
It means whatever you want it to mean. This is a jokes board.
I'm presuming it's commenting that the joke is not very good,
Fine. It means that to you. It meant no such thing to me: I wasn't passing judgement. This is a jokes board.
but in that case shouldn't it 'Man who reads your jokes can't be a****' (i.e can't be bothered to care/laugh).
Well if you really want to deconstruct it, that was one intended interpretation of the intentional ambiguity. This is a jokes board.
Dammit, that was no joke. I may need to get properly ratarsed.
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Re: Confucius say
From my student days I remember:
Confucious, He say when you wake up....
Lying face down
With pain in head
Carpet in mouth
Bottles on head
..you know was bloody good party!
Steve
Confucious, He say when you wake up....
Lying face down
With pain in head
Carpet in mouth
Bottles on head
..you know was bloody good party!
Steve
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Re: Confucius say
Confucius say:
Man with wooden leg and woodworm better off than man with metal leg in lightening storm.
Man with wooden leg and woodworm better off than man with metal leg in lightening storm.
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