Confucius say

[brightncheerful]

Man who stand in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.

[UncleEbenezer]

Man who reads your jokes gets [expletive deleted].

[jfgw]

Man who reads your jokes gets [expletive deleted].

I think that you will find that pink-marshmallowed is the acceptable term on these boards

[Maylix]

Man who reads your jokes gets a****.

Genuine question, what does that mean? I'm presuming it's commenting that the joke is not very good, but in that case shouldn't it 'Man who reads your jokes can't be a****' (i.e can't be bothered to care/laugh).

[UncleEbenezer]

Man who reads your jokes gets a****.

Nope, I didn't write any of those asterisks.

Genuine question, what does that mean?

It means whatever you want it to mean. This is a jokes board.

I'm presuming it's commenting that the joke is not very good,

Fine. It means that to you. It meant no such thing to me: I wasn't passing judgement. This is a jokes board.

but in that case shouldn't it 'Man who reads your jokes can't be a****' (i.e can't be bothered to care/laugh).

Well if you really want to deconstruct it, that was one intended interpretation of the intentional ambiguity. This is a jokes board.

Dammit, that was no joke. I may need to get properly ratarsed.

[stevensfo]

From my student days I remember:

Confucious, He say when you wake up....
Lying face down
With pain in head
Carpet in mouth
Bottles on head

..you know was bloody good party!

Steve

[SwissPaul]

Confucius say
Woman who cooks meat and pees in same pot - not very healthy

[SDN123]

Confucius say:
Man with wooden leg and woodworm better off than man with metal leg in lightening storm.

[Sutch]

Confucius talks too much!

[bungeejumper]

Confucius say, man who fart in church must sit on his own pew.

BJ