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Eating out

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Eating out


Postby eepee » July 11th, 2019, 7:53 pm

A couple of advanced age decide to have an evening out. They go out and in the Main Street they spot a restaurant. Peeping through the window they like what they see and decide to eat there.

Both settle on a plate of tomato soup followed by a steak with potatoes.

The waiter, noticing that they had finished the soup, collects the plates and brings them the meat dishes.

After some time, the waiter notices that the man is devouring his meal but the lady is not even trying hers.

"I am sorry madame, is there something wrong with the meat?" he asks.

She smiles back at him. "Oh no! I expect not. It is just that my husband is currently using the teeth."

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