![Confused :?](./images/smilies/icon_e_confused.gif)
No, I am not going to give you a pass on the retest even though you say you will fix the issues next week.
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Having your seatbelts stuffed is still a fail, even though you "don't carry passengers"
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The bulge on the sidewall of your tyre is still a fail, even though it is only on the inside and can't be seen when you walk past the car
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No, carrying a block of wood is not an acceptable substitute for a broken handbrake cable
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No, you can't leave your dog in the car while I do the test and you go shopping.
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Yes, using your A4 sized tablet as a sat-nav is acceptable. No, you can't fix it in the middle of the windscreen in front of the steering wheel and get a pass on your test.
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No, I can't pass your smashed windscreen, even though "it only happened on the way to the test".
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
Yes, the sound system in your twenty year old rot-box Corsa is very expensive. No, I don't want to listen to your crappy music at 140 decibels, especially when that is how you drown out the noise from your worn out brakes.
![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif)
No, the wiring for your sound system is not acceptably installed when the bare wire ends wrapped around the battery terminals are emitting smoke.
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No, the £40 test fee does not include a full service and all the repairs needed to get a pass.
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Yes, every customer is a complete shagwit who needs to be removed from the gene pool
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