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What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » September 10th, 2019, 8:04 pm

You can't have an election with Viagra

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Re: What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby richfool » September 10th, 2019, 8:47 pm

Do you need a withdrawal agreement or protection of some sort?

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Re: What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » September 10th, 2019, 9:19 pm

Our last PM did seem to go back and forth a lot and didn't manage any withdrawal

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Re: What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby Spet0789 » September 10th, 2019, 10:43 pm

With Viagra, you get the shaft hard.

With Brexit, you get the... shaft hard.

Maybe I haven’t got the hang of these difference jokes.

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Re: What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby Spet0789 » September 10th, 2019, 11:27 pm

Cummings caused Brexit.
Viagra caused...

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Re: What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby Spet0789 » September 10th, 2019, 11:37 pm

Change of direction...

Why is Viagra like Brexit?

Because both allow the impotent to screw the other half.

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Re: What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby AsleepInYorkshire » September 10th, 2019, 11:48 pm

Spet0789 wrote:Change of direction...

Viagra?

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Re: What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby vrdiver » September 11th, 2019, 1:33 am

Viagra keeps your interest up for hours, whereas Brexit is a bit of a flop...

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Re: What's the difference between Viagra and Brexit

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Postby gryffron » September 11th, 2019, 6:32 pm

Moderator Message:
Thread locked as it has degenerated into the usual political debate.

It was suggested that I move it to PD. But there are enough brexit threads there, and too many insults to edit out here. So I have just deleted most of it.

Please don't discuss politics on Laughing Lemons. Nor insult fellow posters anywhere.


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