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Re: Words of wisdom
The only one that is at all serious is
Never, ever, trust people who say ''Trust me''.
I'd go along with that.
Dod
Never, ever, trust people who say ''Trust me''.
I'd go along with that.
Dod
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Re: Words of wisdom
Dod101 wrote:The only one that is at all serious is
Never, ever, trust people who say ''Trust me''.
I'd go along with that.
Dod
In all honesty you can trust me
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