Received this morning, an 80 page full colour brochure from a major national supplier of greenhouses. Probably 200 greenhouses in all, and most of them are available in four sizes. Hurry, hurry! 10% off! Treat yourselves to a fabulous new addition that will enrich your life and transform your family's enjoyment of your beautiful garden. Etcetera.
Sounds good. But how did they get my name and address? Because I bought a shiny new greenhouse from them four years ago, that's why. And very nice it is too, and oddly enough it hasn't fallen apart yet. So what are the chances of my wanting another one? Below zero.
Che stupido.
BJ