I suggest that you keep your opinions to yourself rather than casting around completely baseless accusations.
Let me clarify that statement.
Please keep your uninformed opinions about my driving habits to yourself unless you know the facts.
Clearly you seem to think that having fun on the road involves either breaking the law, speeding or dangerous driving, you are quite simply wrong if that is the case
Perhaps my definition of fun requires some clarification to prevent people like you getting the wrong impression and unless you have actually driven an MX5 or similar then you probably still wont get it.
This morning I am looking out of my window at a beautiful sunrise, the sky is clear and the forecast is good. I live in a beautiful part of the country on the borders on the South Downs National Park which starts half a mile away from my house. I have lived here for over 20 years, I have driven many times on the minor roads around my home, I have motorcycled on them, I have cycled them, I have walked them, I know these roads. I know the speed limits on these roads, I know several roads near me with a national speed limit (60mph) where I would not dream of driving faster than 30 mph. There are roads that I have cycled faster than I drive my car.
Now the MX5, it was originally built as a labour of love by a British engineer working in Japan for Mazda designing a pick up truck. He had a yearning for a traditional British sports car, something like an MG roadster, or perhaps a Triumph, but something with built in Japanese reliability. He took this idea to his bosses who said, "Great but you can work on it only in your own time". So the MX5 was born.
In its early incarnation it was as basic as you can get, my model is nearly 20 years old and still has no electronic driver aids except ABS, when you drive it you feel totally connected to the car and what it is doing. You sit low to the road, the car is small, with the roof down you can feel everything that is happening around you, you feel connected to the car. You touch the steering, the car responds instantly, you decide where you want to position yourself on the road, the car obeys. When the car is travelling at 50 mph it feels like a modern "quality" car travelling at 70mph. It is light and agile but noisy and giving high levels of feedback from the road. Do not be deceived though, it is a highly capable driving machine and there is a reason that many are raced on tracks all over the world and when in capable hands often run rings around much more powerful cars.
Then there is the driver, every driver considers themselves above average and at least 50% are wrong of course. I also consider myself above average and here are my reasons:
1. I have been driving for a long time, and have driven many miles often averaging over 30,000 miles year. I drove nearly 40,000 miles last year.
2. I have taken advanced driving skills courses with my driving assessed by qualified instructors.
3. I have driven cars and motorcycles around many race tracks in the UK at high speeds and have been instructed how to do this safely
4. I have taken lessons in rally cars to learn how to handle cars drifting on opposite lock on poor surfaces.
5. I have had session on skid pans to learn how to control cars when skidding.
6. I keep these skills up to date and I am about to book myself and my two children on a driving skills course that I was checking yesterday.
There are also reasons why my skills may not be optimal, I am over 60 so my reaction times are not what they were. I am not Max Vestappen.
So with that background information here is a quick run down of me having fun on the road, something which you maintain should never happen.
I pick a day and a time when the weather is good and I know the roads will be quiet, I have no desire to be stuck in a queue of traffic. I pick a route that I know well, there will be a destination in mind, perhaps a coffee shop or a pub (I do not drink alcohol before you start replying). I will drive with the roof down and, as I have been taught by advanced instructors...making progress safely. I will have no radio on and no phone available. This might involve driving at up to 60 mph on a road where it is safe and legal and it will be a lot more fun than driving in a fully insulated tin box, with the radio blaring or talking on the phone while leaving the car's safety features to deal with the road. Yes I am enjoying myself...on the road...before it is banned as it inevitably will be someday.
I am sorry if you never have fun on the road, perhaps it might be better if that is the case not to spend £50,000 on a car when less than half of that money would enable you to get from A to B efficiently (though perhaps with less fun). Personally I would not dream on suggesting that to you though, if your Audi Q5 gives you pleasure (or "fun") while you drive it then all power to you and I hope you continue to enjoy many miles driving it.
Thank you for your opinion and I must finish now to get ready for "a bit of (safe and legal) fun" on my local roads. Today looks like a beautiful day for it.
John