Snorvey wrote:even a compliment like 'nice ass*' will have the youtube snowflake police berating you and eventually deleting you. So there.
*it was a clip which contained a lassie feeding a donkey ok?
Which reminds me, gentlemen. Some decades ago, I used to write books and stuff for one of London's premier publishing outfits - and if there's one thing everybody knows about publishing offices, it's that they're a 90% female business. This being the right-on 1990s, it was all about girl power, and we blokes had to shut up and know our place.
Which wasn't too much of a burden really, because there aren't that many old-school neanderthal males in the book trade. But we were always curious about what really went on in the post room, which was run like a girls-only club, and there'd have been uproar if we'd dared to show our noses in there.
They were clearly having a good time in there, though, and we did wonder what was going on behind that door because they could get pretty loud on a Friday afternoon. And one day, we found out. The laughter was partially down to a couple of bottles of vino collapso which stood brazenly open on the desk. But the star attraction was a game of Pin the Tail on the Donkey, which apparently they'd been playing for weeks.
The thing was, it wasn't a donkey whose image had been pinned to the inside of the post room door. And it sure as hell wasn't a tail.
BJ