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Re: Juicy
Why aren’t banana’s ever lonely?
…because they hangout in bunches!
(Non sequitur: lonely is about loneliness, which is different to being alone1
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Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
…because they hangout in bunches!
(Non sequitur: lonely is about loneliness, which is different to being alone1
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Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
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