Lots of articles in the press over what will happen in the budget. I wonder what has been leaked falsely
I don't know if I should give the budget a watch. The news copters giving live shots of the car travelling down the road, pictures holding a red case. Then the we are great speech whilst leaving the detectives to find the nasty details hidden within never mentioned.
Then we get the opposition speech reply. This normally chastising everything in the leaked press as its been written beforehand and it's gets forgotten that something did the opposite of what was expected but the speech doesn't get amended in time.
Eventually we get the tables of how much better off or not we are. List of earnings against how many kids you have which never actually match anything in real life. Everyone looks at the tables thinking it should be those above me paying more. Unfortunately I'm not at the top of the table so I don't know what they think. Wot me again you ungrateful #@£&%
Should I top the car up instead just in case fuel duty does go up. But wouldn't that be inflationary? Stock up on vapes, I could sell them afterwards and make a killing, pun intended
but get stung for CGT. Will that get cut further? They might get radical and make it a minus number
Whilst there will be ever more spent on the NHS and Education we might see a tad extra for defence. Even if its giving Millwall fans matching kit and bigger sticks.
Whilst I would love taxes to be cut for anyone with 557 in their name, I think nothing much will happen to excite me. Probably not going to be better off but hoping I won't be stiffed too much either.